Joke

> >>>>> Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each
> >>>>> other, outside the operating room.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
> >>>>> little nervous."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
>
> >>>>> done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up
> >>>>> they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The first kid says, "A circumcision."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done
> >>>>> when I was born... Couldn't walk for a year."